dogapult:

dog.exe has crashed.

dogapult:

dog.exe has crashed.

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vegan-yums:

Strawberry Banana Bread / Recipe

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hirokareo:

imshaken:

monetizeyourcat:

dennishopper:

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, “a postmodern” children’s book by Jon Sciezka, illustrations by Lane Smith

i sometimes forget this book was actually real instead of being one of those lurid fantasies you sometimes concoct of your own childhood

Wait OTHER PEOPLE actually know this book exists?

This fucking book

I own this book! It’s probably in a box at my mom’s house and I need it.

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bruisedbosom:

I started to miss you then I remembered how much of a shitbag you are.

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r-u-s-h-m-o-r-e:

Avengers Corgis.

r-u-s-h-m-o-r-e:

Avengers Corgis.

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high-rollin:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG


noodlesxgold I AM SCREAMING

high-rollin:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG

noodlesxgold I AM SCREAMING

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deerjerk:

Wolves for Schafmayer & Company in NYC. 2014

deerjerk:

Wolves for Schafmayer & Company in NYC. 2014

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mindblowingscience:

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keeperofthehens:

love-lust-rockyhorror:

listoflifehacks:


If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

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browngirlblues:

This look is fabulous

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c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

*incoherent high pitched noises*

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